Världsreligioner

Taoism : Shit happens.

Hinduism : This shit happens before.

Islam : If shit happens, take a hostage.

Buddhism : When shit happens is realy shit ?

7 th day adventist : Shit happens on saturday.

Protestantism : Shit don´t happens if I work harder.

Catholicism : If shit happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah´s witness : Knock knock "shit happens".

Judaism : Why does shit always happen to me ?

Hare Krishna : Shit happens rama rama ding dong.

Atheism : No shit.

T.v. Evangelism : Send more shit.

Rastafarianism : Let´s smoke that shit.